Now you won't ever have to F#%KING hold the phone like a F#%*&NG weirdo again with YES F#%KING FACTORY Pop-Sockets! F#%K ME you can use these bad boys on just about anything! The adhesive on these puppies is strong enough to lift your granny off the ground or even save a baby from falling off a cliff!* You could be a hero!
*Yes Factory is not liable for people misreading this as an actual fact when it is CLEARLY a joke. The adhesive is pretty strong, though. Good for phones. We'll support that one.